The Laws of Finals

Ahhh its almost over. As exciting as it is, its probably the most nerve racking time of the year. I'm ready for the next couple of weeks to be over but I'm honestly not prepared for it zip by. I have soo much work to get done. Just within these next couple of days, we have 2 essays due, I have 3d modeling to get done, a couple of programming projects to get out the way. STRESSED is an understatement of what I'm feeling right now. And I found it funny that the last few posts from everyone were about how stressed we are. Well I thought I would share something with you and hopefully it will lighten your mood for the day.

first law of finals:
your instructor assumes that you having nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course

second law of finals:
When reviewing your notes before the an exam, the most important ones will be illegible

third law of finals:
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

fourth law of finals:
the more studying you did for the exam the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

fifth law of finals:
if you are given an open book exam you will forget your book
Corollary:
if you are given a take home exam, you will forget where you live.

sixth law of finals:
At the end of the semester you will recall you having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester--- and never attending.


GOOD LUCK!!!